nightdesire:

Please darling, take me away

Silhouette

nightdesire:

Please darling, take me away

Silhouette

If it’s such a small world, how come I never meet Beyoncé?Via someecards

If it’s such a small world, how come I never meet Beyoncé?

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Miniature Stockholm - Tilt shift time lapse video

Zlatan vs England - the true story

Sweden-England

It’s just before the England vs Sweden match. Zlatan Ibrahimovic goes into the changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

What’s up?” he asks.

"Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only England. They’re sh*te and we can’t be bothered."

Ibrahimovic looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself… you lads go down the pub.”

So Ibrahimovic goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the Swedish team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Sweden 1 - England 0 (Ibrahimovic 10 minutes)”. He is beating England all by himself!

A few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on.
“Result from the Stadium ‘Sweden 1 (Ibrahimovic 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes).”

They can’t believe it, he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ibrahimovic. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

"I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down."

"Don’t be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, no, I have, I’ve let you down…I got sent off after 12 minutes."

Switzerland, Serbia and Norway are the three highest ranked teams that will miss EURO 2012

Sweden qualified for EURO 2012 last night by beating the Netherlands 3-2. Ten teams have now secured a place in the finals alongside the two co-hosts Poland and Ukraine. 8 teams are left to battle for the last 4 spots in next month’s play-offs.

From the FIFA ranking below we see that Switzerland, Serbia and Norway are the three highest ranked teams that are knocked out.

Sweden is the lowest ranked team (apart from the hosts) that have quailifed without having to go through play-offs.

Portugal and Croatia are the two highest ranked teams that still is running the risk of missing the finals.

EURO 2012 table

The next update of the ranking is on Oct 19.

jmak:

Thanks, Steve.
Posting designs like this one makes me paranoid, because I can’t shake the feeling that it’s not original. I enjoyed the process regardless, but please let me know if somebody else beat me to the idea!
Thoughts?

jmak:

Thanks, Steve.

Posting designs like this one makes me paranoid, because I can’t shake the feeling that it’s not original. I enjoyed the process regardless, but please let me know if somebody else beat me to the idea!

Thoughts?

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Cliff Edge: The Toughest Man Alive

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Cliff Edge: The Toughest Man Alive

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Toothpaste for math haters

Toothpaste for math haters

life:

Leaping for Her Life — This image showing a woman jumping from a burning building in London on Aug. 8, 2011, quickly became an Internet hit. The photo was taken during a wave of destructive rioting that started in the British capital and spread to other parts of the country.
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life:

Leaping for Her Life — This image showing a woman jumping from a burning building in London on Aug. 8, 2011, quickly became an Internet hit. The photo was taken during a wave of destructive rioting that started in the British capital and spread to other parts of the country.

see morePhotos Gone Viral